A quick round up of news, reviews and generally interesting things I have read over the past week.
Steak & blowjob day.
Sunday is March 14th. Exactly one month after St Valentines Day and in recent years, the day the guys supposedly get their own back; yep, Steak and Blowjob Day.Now I take issue on the grounds that my fella gets spoiled on Valentines, and indeed every other day too, but all the same I'm not adverse to giving head nor to a nice juicy steak, so I can live with it.
However, this year, rather typically it falls on Mothers Day (in the UK). Not an issue for many reading this but for those of us with kids it's meant to be OUR day off, just for once. What's a girl to do? Never fear, I have the solution! Wake him up with a nice, long blowjob on Sunday morning (it is, after-all, traditional to start Mothers day with breakfast in bed...). Get this bit right and he'll be in such a good mood you'll easily be able to convince him to take you out for a lovely steak dinner, saving yourself the cooking and washing up. Everyone's a winner.
Guess that's my Sunday planned out...
You have to worry about the youth of today; utterly unable to differentiate between prime steak and a Big Mac. Still, you have to admire her multi-tasking abilities, Steak and BJ day taken care of in one go...***
Think once, think twice, think don't shave your pubes while driving!
You couldn't make it up. You would consider it obvious, no? Not Megan Barnes, 37 from Florida. While en route to see her boyfriend, Ms Barnes allowed her ex husband, Charles Judy to steer the car, from the passenger seat while she defuzzed in preparation for the visit. Having rear ended a truck, causing injury to the passengers. They drove off, later swapping seats and claiming Charles Judy had been driving at the time of the crash. Barnes already has a history of driving offenses. Future candidate for the Darwin award perhaps?
Full story here.
JLS = 'Just Love Safe'?
Teen wet dream pop pin-ups JLS are all set to launch their own brand of condoms in partnership with Durex reports The Sun. The aim of the 'Just Love Safe' condoms is supposedly to encourage youngsters to practice safe sex - and I cannot fault that thinking. Naturally though, the cynic in me can't help spotting the obvious publicity stunt. However, if the approach works then that's just fine by me.
It has sparked some controversy though with some people concerned it will only encourage underage sex. When are these people going to realise that underage sex is happening anyway - always has and always will. You can't eradicate it so it is our responsibility as adults to ensure the younger generations are well educated and protected. While I can't help feeling the whole stunt is a little tacky, I guess I have to say good for them. Well done boys.
Full story here.
Right, that's your lot! Short and sweet this week. Till next time... xxx
You couldn't make it up. You would consider it obvious, no? Not Megan Barnes, 37 from Florida. While en route to see her boyfriend, Ms Barnes allowed her ex husband, Charles Judy to steer the car, from the passenger seat while she defuzzed in preparation for the visit. Having rear ended a truck, causing injury to the passengers. They drove off, later swapping seats and claiming Charles Judy had been driving at the time of the crash. Barnes already has a history of driving offenses. Future candidate for the Darwin award perhaps?
Full story here.
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JLS = 'Just Love Safe'?
Teen wet dream pop pin-ups JLS are all set to launch their own brand of condoms in partnership with Durex reports The Sun. The aim of the 'Just Love Safe' condoms is supposedly to encourage youngsters to practice safe sex - and I cannot fault that thinking. Naturally though, the cynic in me can't help spotting the obvious publicity stunt. However, if the approach works then that's just fine by me.
It has sparked some controversy though with some people concerned it will only encourage underage sex. When are these people going to realise that underage sex is happening anyway - always has and always will. You can't eradicate it so it is our responsibility as adults to ensure the younger generations are well educated and protected. While I can't help feeling the whole stunt is a little tacky, I guess I have to say good for them. Well done boys.
Full story here.
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Right, that's your lot! Short and sweet this week. Till next time... xxx
"Think once, think twice, think don't shave your pubes while driving!"
ReplyDeleteNot only is this blog brilliantly informative and interesting but you used a Young Ones quote and made it your own. THAT, right there, is a sign of genius.
Tee hee, I knew it would be YOU to spot that :p xxx
ReplyDeleteHi Jennifer,
ReplyDeleteI've been reading your blog for a while now and I love the way you write and what you cover in your blogs! You're always informative and amusing!
Also, thanks for the heads up on Steak and Blowjob day - wasn't aware of that one! :p
Jx